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24 December 2012 @ 09:05 pm
A little Christmas Zayn/Liam accidental dating fic for the holidays ♥

Title: the truth or something beautiful
Pairing: Zayn/Liam
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 11,800
Summary: "Oh," Liam says like he's been hit in the sternum, turning to Zayn with his eyes wide and running his hands back through his hair. "Oh my God, that's it. Your family, they must have thought – like, because you invited me back home for Christmas and, oh, God – they think we're boyfriends."
Disclaimer: if you googled your name and found this, proceed no further. Please keep all fourth walls intact.
Author's Notes: so many thanks to littledivinity for her emergency beta. Title comes from Stars' song of the same name.

( the truth or something beautiful )
25 October 2012 @ 05:54 pm
Title: take me to the riot
Pairing: Harry/Louis
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 17,600
Warnings: alcohol and drug use
Summary: Louis can feel the morning stiffness fade away as the excitement in his gut starts to get him wild and rowdy, this short trip up to Leeds Fest reminding him that it can't possibly get better than this: a bottle of vodka in his bag, a boy by his side, a tent over his shoulders, and the promise of a truly glorious disaster he has been craving for months.
Disclaimer: if you googled your name and found this, proceed no further. Please keep all fourth walls intact.
Author's Notes: thanks to the three brightest stars in the firmament, likecharity, liketheroad, and littledivinity for their betas and how they admirably resisted beating me to death when I whined at them. Title comes from Stars' song of the same name.

( take me to the riot )
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16 August 2012 @ 05:23 pm
Title: C'mon Miracle
Pairing: Harry/Louis, and a healthy amount of OT5
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 22,000
Warnings: alcohol, sex, best friends' smothering love
Summary: The last year has been more than getting four best mates; it's getting four people who let him be what he wants, who let him fuck everything up and would help him do it, too. And when Harry looks down at him, shadowed by his mess of curls, and Louis leans up and kisses him, it really does feel like sometimes there needs to be more than two people in this relationship to make it work.
Disclaimer: if you googled your name and found this, proceed no further. Please keep all fourth walls intact.
Author's Notes: thanks to littledivinity who passive-aggressively helped me through this and beta'd it even when she had gross hockey dudes to love. No thanks to likecharity who made me like this band. Title from Mirah's album of the same name.

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hello the internet I have missed you!!

HAHA ok six months after I last posted or something horrible like that, here I am, hat in hand, to beg you for forgiveness if any of you even remember who I am spoilers: I'm the worst. BUT HERE I AM ready to move on to a new chapter in my slow decline to misery and self-destruction because of feelings and shame and teenagers and no one at all is surprised about the direction (hint) my life has gone in can you guess what it is can you guess why my life has gone horribly wrong can you?

Turns out I don't post that much when I don't have a fandom I feel super passionate about, which is a pretty good indication of why I'm posting now because suddenly One Direction. BECAUSE SUDDENLY ONE DIRECTION.

I mean, in a stunning turn of events surprising exactly no one (fucking Jonas Brothers, I swear to God) I am mad obsessed with those horrible monsters and their fucking faces and their love and joy and how much that makes me want to roll around on broken glass. And like everything that ruins my life, I hated them and never wanted to think about them and slowly I was like ok they're fine and then I was like haha ok that's kind of cute but whatever and then I was like okay no but why do they act like that together and then I was like WHY AM I CRYING ABOUT HARRY STYLES READING HATE ON HIS TWITTER and it was all over we're having a funeral and you're all invited ok. And like everything horrible in my life, likecharity is a monster and wrote beautiful fic and sent me horrible e-mails about how Louis Tomlinson is a beautiful drunken mess and how Harry Styles is a sex-positive angel-haired teenager and how Liam Payne has one working kidney and a voice like God's orgasm and a heart made of brown sugar and gold and I hate them so much it -- flames, flames on the side my face and why is no one helping me doesn't anyone understand how much I hate this band I don't want this to happen and it keeps happening.

I went through several changes of heart but in a move that once again probably surprises no one, Liam Payne is my favourite and my face is covered in scars because I keep clawing at my cheeks because he exists and has that face and those lips and that voice and he's everyone's best bro and he has a beautiful wonderful girlfriend and honey look you're wonderful fly so fly and I AM FREAKING OUT B/C HE TREATS EVERY DAY LIKE A GIFT AND IT MAKES ME WANT TO BE A BETTER PERSON!!! but I won't be because my second favourite is Louis Tomlinson who treats EVERY DAY LIKE A PRACTICAL JOKE AND IT MAKES ME WANT TO FALL IN LOVE WITH MY BEST FRIEND AND POUR WATER IN HIS CROTCH!!! So obvs I am shipping Harry/Louis because I have two eyes, two ears, and a heart duh, but I'm also mad in love with any variation of Harry/Liam/Louis and especially the three of them being each others' boyfriends 4 life especially especially when it involves Harry and Louis trying to break/corrupt/ruin/seduce/jerkoff/marry Liam Payne because every time Louis talks about how they're turning Liam into a naughty little boy I want to check myself into the hospital for accute heart failure + leaking brains. I'm also a fan of: Louis/Liam which I think secretly in the dark nights of the soul is my actual OTP, and Harry/Liam which I angrily e-mail likecharity about because HARRY PUNCHING LIAM = HARRY WANTING TO KISS LIAM quod erat demonstrandum. Things that I love because obviously: OT5. DING DONG NO KIDDING THEY'RE ALL IN LOVE. So that's happening.

And the best thing is that I go away from lj for like half a year and EVERYONE IS INTO ONE DIRECTION TOO? AT THE SAME TIME? I said it on twitter but it's like, after 2011 and the Jonas diaspora, we're all getting the old band back together. Old friends reuinted by new teenagers! RESULT.

I feel like I've lost control of this lj post just like how I've lost control of normal human feelings and behaviour and any semblance of being a functioning adult so at least everything is on the same level now. So, that's the haps ladies and gentlebros, and I am going to be posting here more often because duh what else am I supposed to do, NOT scream about Harry singing "I can love you more than Stan"? NOT eat a whole pizza because they all share clothes? NOT hold a bank hostage because of Liam's smile?????

ALSO I DON'T THINK I EVER MENTIONED IT HERE BUT I'VE GOT A TUMBLR THAT I POST TO FAIRLY OFTEN spoilers it's mostly about One Direction because what makes you beautiful haha dot mp3 etc. MY TUMBLR OK leave a comment with what ur tumblr is follow 4 follow ok and we'll watch reruns of Golden Girls and get Thai food it will be great.

Current Mood: help
15 December 2011 @ 05:04 pm
Title: Oh Be Joyful
Author: blackwayfarers
Pairing: Jesse/Andrew, Andrew/Emma
Fandom: The Social Network RPF
Rating: R
Word Count: 19,447
Warnings: small town teenagers AU, drug and alcohol use.
Summary: Jesse has always felt older than he should. Like he tripped over some important years, slept through them one night and woke up rusty and cold and out of place. But now, with Andrew's hair all fluffy and wind-blown, with Emma singing a tired pop song at the top of her lungs, with the air smelling like cut grass and hot tar and kicked up dirt, it's kind of the other way around and Jesse can't believe he's ever been anything but seventeen.
Author's Notes: thanks to the unimaginably supportive th_esaurus, who is basically a living saint. Also thanks to liketheroad for her beta and sarcasm. Title from a Matthew Good song.

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08 September 2011 @ 05:11 pm
Title: With a Rebel Yell
Pairing: Charles/Erik
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 20,928
Warnings: excessive alcohol/tobacco use, themes of racism/classism, dickishness abounds, perpetual nudity, AU.
Summary: Brideshead Revisited AU, no powers. "I know," Charles murmurs, now putting a hand over Erik's books, closing them gently, easing the pen out of his hands. Charles tilts his head just so, looking up at Erik through his eyelashes. "I know you want nothing more than a glass of expensive champagne and to sit by the river and to smoke a hundred cigarettes and burn the day to its foundations. I know you do. Every boy does."
Author's Notes: I would be dead without th_esaurus and her beta. I would be dead in the ground goodbye.

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07 July 2011 @ 05:18 pm
Title: all my friends are bad kids
Author: blackwayfarers
Pairing: Jesse Eisenberg/Andrew Garfield
Fandom: The Social Network RPF
Rating: R
Word Count: 20,045
Warnings: mild angst, road trip shenanings, the Beat Generation, tennis.
Summary: Cruising at eighty miles down an empty highway, Jesse sees signs for cities he didn't even know existed. It even smells like it should, like somehow Andrew promised a road trip and the world decided to deliver; the slight burn of rubber, hot-baked road tar, the dust of wheat and sweet grass. It's like living someone else's cinematic life. It's like Dorothy landing in Oz and the whole world suddenly going color.
Author's Notes: I cannot participate in a fandom without writing at least one road trip fic. Thanks to the amazing th_esaurus, who saved this story a thousand times and helped with every word of every line. Also thanks to liketheroad and littledivinity for their superhero betas. Title from Black Lips' "Bad Kids".

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Title: Not a Through Street
Author: blackwayfarers
Pairing: Jesse Eisenberg/Andrew Garfield
Fandom: The Social Network RPF
Rating: R
Word Count: 25,639 words
Warnings: so many cats, domesticity, musical theatre.
Summary: The air is thick with that familiar city stench; sharp diesel fumes, street vendor meat, smoke, and something metallic like the sea. Andrew breathes it in as he props a cigarette between his lips before cupping his hands around a match. It's not hard to immediately love it here, feel like he's been sucked into a cocoon of light and noise and the strange privacy of this boy. Even Jesse's angular awkwardness is somehow just like Andrew pictured it, wanted it, Jesse tip-toeing around his own apartment like he's afraid of waking someone up.
Author's Notes: sometimes you just need to write a story about best friends living together in an apartment with cats and never ever wanting to leave or deal with the real world and also sometimes kissing, you know? Cannot exaggerate how much I owe th_esaurus, for her betaing skills and her awesome face. Also thanks to littledivinity and liketheroad for their betas.

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01 March 2011 @ 06:09 pm
Title: bright but haunted age
Pairing: Jesse Eisenberg/Andrew Garfield
Fandom: The Social Network RPF
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 9375
Warnings: strip clubs, sadness, Armie Hammer.
Summary: It's a thing that normal people do, Jesse tells himself. When you lose, you go with your friends and laugh about it over beer. Then you vomit in the streets and call your exgirlfriend at three in the morning and drop your wallet in the toilet, just like normal people do. He knows he can fake it, at least for a couple hours. He can if Andrew gives him the lead, that little trailing edge, those golden hints about how to be happy in public. Andrew has always been pretty good at that.
Author's Notes: a life-time supply of thank yous and pad thai for th_esaurus for helping me through this, and liketheroad for her super-hero beta. Consider this my first attempt at creating an Armie Hammer Appreciation Club. Title comes from British Sea Power's "Atom"

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